![[photograph of me wearing the 'Psyche-Atric Help Booth' mobile art installation I created for Burning Man 2005]](psycheplaya.243x400.jpg)
My relatives call me Andrew. Friends call me Noise. You could label me a ChildFree, Apathetic Agnostic who suspects reality, not morality, is the ultimate indicator of how things should be. I sometimes work as an IT Trainer/Consultant to pay the bills, but I aspire to be a world-famous, best-selling novelist.
Not to toot my own horn, but according to this online quiz (which is probably not the least-bit scientific), I am a whopping 93% wise!
My AOL Instant Messenger screen name is "aim4noise". I occasionally check MySpace (which I like to call MySpam), and regularly check Tribe.
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